Cotton: r u a Chinese?
Han goat: no I'm a han
Cotton: but u look like chinese?
Han goat: everytime I q at immigration line for Chinese Nationals, the gongan would drag me away
Our Chew brought out the stupidity of Cotton in front of the world.
Strip him naked to see him without a brain.
Cotton: your laopeh is Chinese but you are han?
Han goat: yes sir!
Cotton: so you're a citizen of han?
Han goat: no sir!
Cotton: han as in hanjian, hanjinpeng?
Han goat: yes sir!
Cotton: very confusing leh?
Cotton: but yr IC says u r chicken, not hen?
Han goat: ....?
Cotton: 来人啊，拖下去，押入大牢待审
Han goat: duolong duolong, 下次不敢了
Cotton: you served ns for han?
Han goat: no... No need sir! Excuse uniform, allergy, excuse boot, flat foot, excuse weapon, religion, excuse 5bx, cannot run....
Cotton: 简直是个废物嘛！
Han goat: yes sir yes sir!