07-06-2025, 04:13 PM
07-06-2025, 04:24 PM
🦁 BREAKING: Lion Dance Uncle commits serious crime — Handshake.
According to elite online experts ,
Uncle from Lion Dance Troupe must strictly:
1. Dance.
2. Bow.
3. Avoid accidental democracy.
4. Not acknowledge anyone unless wearing white.
Because, as we all know, once you’re paid to perform, you're no longer a person — just state property in red and gold.
⚠️ Next time, Uncle must submit Handshake Clearance Form (HCF-2025) in triplicate and await approval from the Ministry of Lion Protocol (MLP).
👀 Meanwhile, real issues? MRT breakdowns, cost of living, housing… shh. No lion dance for that.
According to elite online experts ,
Uncle from Lion Dance Troupe must strictly:
1. Dance.
2. Bow.
3. Avoid accidental democracy.
4. Not acknowledge anyone unless wearing white.
Because, as we all know, once you’re paid to perform, you're no longer a person — just state property in red and gold.
⚠️ Next time, Uncle must submit Handshake Clearance Form (HCF-2025) in triplicate and await approval from the Ministry of Lion Protocol (MLP).
👀 Meanwhile, real issues? MRT breakdowns, cost of living, housing… shh. No lion dance for that.