06-04-2022, 10:24 AM
Vladimir Putin surprisingly announced today that there is a lousy ongoing war in Ukraine and that he takes full responsibility for it. Unfortunately, it was just a good April Fool's joke.
With an even calmer face than usual, the President announced that Russia had been waging a terrible war in Ukraine for weeks to oust non-existent Nazis in Kyiv.
On his orders, several cities belonging to the Ukrainian brother nation have already been reduced to rubble, many soldiers have been lost and the impression of outrageous military incompetence is being given, said Putin with a grin that was difficult to suppress.
Also, Russian tanks had to be towed by Ukrainian tractors multiple times due to lack of fuel , which looks really hilarious, which is why he is uncensoring the internet all over the country so that every Russian can have a good laugh about it.
In addition, he immediately resigned from all his offices due to his policy, which had soiled Russia's image in the most repugnant way in the world, and from now on wanted to ride bare-chested through the taiga with his partner or the local karaoke bars with his notorious make Gloria Gaynor lectures unsafe.
"What do you want to do? I am what I am!"
https://www.welt.de/satire/article237916...cherz.html
With an even calmer face than usual, the President announced that Russia had been waging a terrible war in Ukraine for weeks to oust non-existent Nazis in Kyiv.
On his orders, several cities belonging to the Ukrainian brother nation have already been reduced to rubble, many soldiers have been lost and the impression of outrageous military incompetence is being given, said Putin with a grin that was difficult to suppress.
Also, Russian tanks had to be towed by Ukrainian tractors multiple times due to lack of fuel , which looks really hilarious, which is why he is uncensoring the internet all over the country so that every Russian can have a good laugh about it.
In addition, he immediately resigned from all his offices due to his policy, which had soiled Russia's image in the most repugnant way in the world, and from now on wanted to ride bare-chested through the taiga with his partner or the local karaoke bars with his notorious make Gloria Gaynor lectures unsafe.
"What do you want to do? I am what I am!"
https://www.welt.de/satire/article237916...cherz.html