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After Chew Shou Zi of Tiktok was revealed as Singaporean in the US crossfire congressional hearing
Many netizens all over the world were curious to know about Singapore
Among the most googled search was what is the capital of Singapore
As much as they googled, they couldn’t find the answer
(28-03-2023, 05:44 PM)Bluebull Wrote: [ -> ]After Chew Shou Zi of Tiktok was revealed as Singaporean in the US crossfire congressional hearing
Many netizens all over the world were curious to know about Singapore
Among the most googled search was what is the capital of Singapore
As much as they googled, they couldn’t find the answer

Very malu, such a first world country, yet no capital
Even ulu Sri Lanka has a capital
Even Penang which is smaller has a capital
Even Brunei with a population one tenth of Singapore has a capital
Even third world undeveloped country like Timor Leste has a capital
Even the smallest country in the world, Liechtenstein, has a capital
Yet for all the boasting, and UESCO awards, and wanting to be world’s financial centre, we can’t have a capital
Very malu
Make Toa Payoh the capital bah
And add in next door Bishan and connecting Thomson as well
It has all the facilities and important garmen offices
The HDB HUB, is right in the centre, one road away is the IRS HQ, CPF is in next door Bishan
It has the best intergrated Bus-MRT depot, the biggest and best Park
MacRichie Reservior is right besides it
The best School, RI and RGS is right inside it
Religions? The Islamic Centre is inside it, the oldest Shuang Lim Temple, the biggest Monastry are all there
It also have two big stadiums after National Stadium and Jalan Besar
Make BishN-Toa Payoh the capital bah
Agree?
The Singapore capital is at Beijing, geddit?

I don't want anyone to bomb us, you understand?

We are too tiny, if anyone bomb TPY, as far as Sentosa Cove will sink!!
Lousy run down TPY DOESNT even have decent Mall.
(28-03-2023, 06:15 PM)Sharexchange Wrote: [ -> ]Lousy run down TPY DOESNT even have decent Mall.

They could have chosen a better town.......pah................. Big Grin
(28-03-2023, 06:31 PM)debono Wrote: [ -> ]They could have chosen a better town.......pah................. Big Grin

Sg capital is Orchard road la.
(28-03-2023, 05:50 PM)Bluebull Wrote: [ -> ]Very malu, such a first world country, yet no capital
Even ulu Sri Lanka has a capital
Even Penang which is smaller has a capital
Even Brunei with a population one tenth of Singapore has a capital
Even third world undeveloped country like Timor Leste has a capital
Even the smallest country in the world, Liechtenstein, has a capital
Yet for all the boasting, and UESCO awards, and wanting to be world’s financial centre, we can’t have a capital
Very malu

ANG MIO KIO OR QUEENTOWN OR ALEXANDRA.
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I thought the Capital depends on where President is

This time is Yishun so maybe next time is JB, lor
Raffles place should be the capital. Geylang also can!
Stupid our capital city, is mumbai bay
Oxley lah
Pulua Ubin lah  Big Grin
Mandai zoo more suitable
Any where but Little India.
(28-03-2023, 06:15 PM)Sharexchange Wrote: [ -> ]Lousy run down TPY DOESNT even have decent Mall.

Yishun Northpoint  Sambawang Sun plaza best. Big Grin
yes the commercial, industrial, housing estate needs further integrations.

like science park in a ulu location. so every morning movement of people from all other locations towards southwest of singapore. then evening the reverse. how nice if science park is partly move to sumang, tengah as the populations there are younger and growing. then used part of science park land for housing. some of the government department can also have more brunch office in new estate to distribute the workforce. data network and communication tools can easily link the various office together. tampines is an example of success of moving some activities to hdb town.
Oxyley more appropriate.
Many years ago when I was in the U.S. attending training, an American told me he has visited Spore before, then he suddenly asked where the capital of Spore is., I told him it is in Orchard Road….Very funny. Laughing
Singapore Capital is Orchard lah....where all kinds of species of the roaches gather...
(29-03-2023, 01:28 PM)ODA TETSURO Wrote: [ -> ]Singapore Capital is Orchard lah....where all kinds of species of the roaches gather...

Nee Soon (Yishun) should be the one.

don't forget our Madam President is from there.
(29-03-2023, 12:49 PM)lvlrsSTI Wrote: [ -> ]Many years ago when I was in the U.S. attending training, an American told me he has visited Spore before, then he suddenly asked where the capital of Spore is., I told him it is in Orchard Road….Very funny. Laughing

Actually not very funny
Orchard Road is the busiest road in Singapore
Where everybody also act busy just like our garmen
Orchard Road got the expensive food and everything is expensive there
Just like what our garmen wants Singapore to be
At the end of Orchard Road is the Istana where the President lives
And where the official residence and PM office is
And 38 Oxley is a stone throw away
(29-03-2023, 01:56 PM)Bluebull Wrote: [ -> ]Actually not very funny
Orchard Road is the busiest road in Singapore
Where everybody also act busy just like our garmen
Orchard Road got the expensive food and everything is expensive there
Just like what our garmen wants Singapore to be
At the end of Orchard Road is the Istana where the President lives
And where the official residence and PM office is
And 38 Oxley is a stone throw away

In that case we should introduce Orchard Capital District(OCD)  just like Washington DC, our official capital.