07-04-2023, 02:00 PM
The... stone of scandal was the April Fool's joke about the Santorini volcano, with Akis Tselentis writing that "unfortunately, we are not doing well in Santorini. Since October we have been monitoring the island with 20 additional seismographs and we have noticed that since January we have a gradual disappearance of the magma under the volcano. At the same time, opposite the Earth, another volcano, the well-known Tripanteco, presents the opposite phenomenon according to the Japanese Institute of Volcanology. In other words, magma is rising."
"Recent measurements made by a team of Japanese volcanologists show that there is a high probability that all the magma that was under Santorini is moving towards the Tripanteko volcano in Pinokistan creating a huge funnel under Santorini. If this happens we will have the absorption of the waters of the Aegean which will turn into a lagoon with what this entails for tourism. Of course, this has its advantages because we will now be able to go to many islands by road! The probability of this happening is not at all negligible and exceeds 30%", his post ends.
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https://greekcitytimes.com/2023/04/06/gr...cano-joke/
"Recent measurements made by a team of Japanese volcanologists show that there is a high probability that all the magma that was under Santorini is moving towards the Tripanteko volcano in Pinokistan creating a huge funnel under Santorini. If this happens we will have the absorption of the waters of the Aegean which will turn into a lagoon with what this entails for tourism. Of course, this has its advantages because we will now be able to go to many islands by road! The probability of this happening is not at all negligible and exceeds 30%", his post ends.
https://greekcitytimes.com/2023/04/06/gr...cano-joke/