SG Talk

Chiobu teacher asks class, "Class, what is the opposite of laughing?"

Ah Beng answers "Teacher I know, it is farking"

Teacher scolds Ah Beng "Shame on you, how can that be?"

Ah Beng replies "Laughing is Ha Ha Ha, Farking is Ah Ah Ah"

Teacher pengsan

老基卖虾面，一碗几多钱？