Once I caught my domestic maid sneak..

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Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

..out of the house and came back from dunno where at 4am.

That time my late granny was still around...so I "interrogated" my maid named Dulan.

Below was what transpired...

Me: Dulan ! Why did u sneak out...where did u go ???

Dulan: Kacak Tuan, i went to 711 ...

Me: Dulan ! 711 to do what ???

Dulan: Buy coffee for nenek ( My late granny then was 70 years old )

Me: I am going to tell 老佛爷 ( aka nickname for my granny , of cos I bluff Dulan that was the Chinese name for my granny).

Dulan： Please please Kacak Tuan ( aka me ), dun tell nenek....she will sack me !

Me: If u wanna stay here , u better tell nenek...It's your call, Dulan, you can't sneak out at night right ??

2 weeks later, I caught Dulan sneaked out again and the real reason is to meet her Bangla boyfriend.

Since her Bangla boyfriend used a condomn and I forced her to show me her pregnancy test stick every week, I never expose her and she worked for over 40 years in our family.

TRUE STORY. Of cos Dulan already went back Indonesia after my granny passed away.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - RichDad - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 03:42 AM)*天哥* Wrote: ..out of the house and came back from dunno where at 4am.

That time my late granny was still around...so I "interrogated" my maid named Dulan.

Below was what transpired...

Me: Dulan ! Why did u sneak out...where did u go ???

Dulan: Kacak Tuan, i went to 711 ...

Me: Dulan ! 711 to do what ???

Dulan: Buy coffee for nenek ( My late granny then was 70 years old )

Me: I am going to tell 老佛爷 ( aka nickname for my granny , of cos I bluff Dulan that was the Chinese name for my granny).

Dulan： Please please Kacak Tuan ( aka me ), dun tell nenek....she will sack me !

Me: If u wanna stay here , u better tell nenek...It's your call, Dulan, you can't sneak out at night right ??

2 weeks later, I caught Dulan sneaked out again and the real reason is to meet her Bangla boyfriend.

Since her Bangla boyfriend used a condomn and I forced her to show me her pregnancy test stick every week, I never expose her and she worked for over 40 years in our family.

TRUE STORY. Of cos Dulan already went back Indonesia after my granny passed away.

Ok. Got it Big Grin

I won't judge you.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Niubee - 20-12-2021

Did u makan the maid? Big Grin

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - WhatDoYouThink? - 20-12-2021

very clear and good analogy.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - winbig - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 03:42 AM)*天哥* Wrote: ..out of the house and came back from dunno where at 4am.

That time my late granny was still around...so I "interrogated" my maid named Dulan.

Below was what transpired...

Me: Dulan ! Why did u sneak out...where did u go ???

Dulan: Kacak Tuan, i went to 711 ...

Me: Dulan ! 711 to do what ???

Dulan: Buy coffee for nenek ( My late granny then was 70 years old )

Me: I am going to tell 老佛爷 ( aka nickname for my granny , of cos I bluff Dulan that was the Chinese name for my granny).

Dulan： Please please Kacak Tuan ( aka me ), dun tell nenek....she will sack me !

Me: If u wanna stay here , u better tell nenek...It's your call, Dulan, you can't sneak out at night right ??

2 weeks later, I caught Dulan sneaked out again and the real reason is to meet her Bangla boyfriend.

Since her Bangla boyfriend used a condomn and I forced her to show me her pregnancy test stick every week, I never expose her and she worked for over 40 years in our family.

TRUE STORY. Of cos Dulan already went back Indonesia after my granny passed away.

What u said reminds me of foreveralone. Last time he eat his uncle's dulan. Why is your maid also called dulan? Laughing

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Napoleon Porlumpar - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 08:04 AM)Niubee Wrote: Did u makan the maid?

maid worker for 40 years.................sure makan what...............GILF mah............the ''G'' stands for Grandma........... Rotfl

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 08:04 AM)Niubee Wrote: Did u makan the maid?

U want the real truth ?

I did not BUT I can tell u if Dulan was younger than me then OR she was a beauty.

I WILL DEFINTELY Makan her as my kukubird still can MARI KITA.

Or the min I could have make her blow my kukubird.

WTF

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - WhatDoYouThink? - 20-12-2021

yalor. especially when she came out from shower and wore scantily, how not to mary gitar?

even wang lihom or jacky chan aso cannot tahan

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Talent - 20-12-2021

i suspect u sneak
not her

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 01:16 PM)WhatDoYouThink? Wrote: yalor. especially when she came out from shower and wore scantily, how not to mary gitar?

even wang lihom or jacky chan aso cannot tahan

Well said, bro.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 01:17 PM)Talent Wrote: i suspect u sneak
not her

Nope there was no need for me to sneak, I can STILL bring any girl home that time to stay overnight.

I was a SINGLE HUMSOME GUY...even u I will also MAKAN.. my kukubird was agile and strong...Full of vitality.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - debono - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 03:42 AM)*天哥* Wrote: ..out of the house and came back from dunno where at 4am.

That time my late granny was still around...so I "interrogated" my maid named Dulan.

Below was what transpired...

Me: Dulan ! Why did u sneak out...where did u go ???

Dulan: Kacak Tuan, i went to 711 ...

Me: Dulan ! 711 to do what ???

Dulan: Buy coffee for nenek ( My late granny then was 70 years old )

Me: I am going to tell 老佛爷 ( aka nickname for my granny , of cos I bluff Dulan that was the Chinese name for my granny).

Dulan： Please please Kacak Tuan ( aka me ), dun tell nenek....she will sack me !

Me: If u wanna stay here , u better tell nenek...It's your call, Dulan, you can't sneak out at night right ??

2 weeks later, I caught Dulan sneaked out again and the real reason is to meet her Bangla boyfriend.

Since her Bangla boyfriend used a condomn and I forced her to show me her pregnancy test stick every week, I never expose her and she worked for over 40 years in our family.

TRUE STORY. Of cos Dulan already went back Indonesia after my granny passed away.

Is that a really true story....if yes, it is very interesting... Clapping

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - dynamite - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 01:20 PM)*天哥* Wrote: Nope there was no need for me to sneak, I can STILL bring any girl home that time to stay overnight.

I was a SINGLE HUMSOME GUY...even u I will also MAKAN.. my kukubird was agile and strong...Full of vitality.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - dynamite - 20-12-2021

Makan maid is considered rape case in some countries whether consensus or not.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - debono - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 02:20 PM)dynamite Wrote: Makan maid is considered rape case in some countries whether consensus or not.

If the maid is over 21, and it give consent to the se.xual act, then it will not be considered as rape.....It is mutual consent between two adults, and they have not broken any laws..... Clapping

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 02:20 PM)dynamite Wrote: Makan maid is considered rape case in some countries whether consensus or not.

True.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - luncheonmeat - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 03:42 AM)*天哥* Wrote: ..out of the house and came back from dunno where at 4am.

That time my late granny was still around...so I "interrogated" my maid named Dulan.

Below was what transpired...

Me: Dulan ! Why did u sneak out...where did u go ???

Dulan: Kacak Tuan, i went to 711 ...

Me: Dulan ! 711 to do what ???

Dulan: Buy coffee for nenek ( My late granny then was 70 years old )

Me: I am going to tell 老佛爷 ( aka nickname for my granny , of cos I bluff Dulan that was the Chinese name for my granny).

Dulan： Please please Kacak Tuan ( aka me ), dun tell nenek....she will sack me !

Me: If u wanna stay here , u better tell nenek...It's your call, Dulan, you can't sneak out at night right ??

2 weeks later, I caught Dulan sneaked out again and the real reason is to meet her Bangla boyfriend.

Since her Bangla boyfriend used a condomn and I forced her to show me her pregnancy test stick every week, I never expose her and she worked for over 40 years in our family.

TRUE STORY. Of cos Dulan already went back Indonesia after my granny passed away.

Pregnancy kit not cheap leh. Iz not possible she showed you every week. If she was 20 when she worked your ah Ma, after 40 yrs she would be.....
Oso, I thot u hired Burmese maids later on to look after ur granny ?

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Talent - 20-12-2021

天哥吃了
没。。。

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 04:44 PM)Talent Wrote: 天哥吃了
没。。。

小妹有礼了，还没。。。。小妹您呢？

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - *天哥* - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 04:15 PM)luncheonmeat Wrote: Pregnancy kit not cheap leh. Iz not possible she showed you every week. If she was 20 when she worked your ah Ma, after 40 yrs she would be.....
Oso, I thot u hired Burmese maids later on to look after ur granny ?

Correct. The last one was a Myanmar maid...half way Dulan tire punture and resigned.

You are a very discerning guy, have a good analytical mind.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Talent - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 05:27 PM)*天哥* Wrote: 小妹有礼了，还没。。。。小妹您呢？

说你吃鸡
没擦嘴

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - dynamite - 20-12-2021

(20-12-2021, 02:29 PM)debono Wrote: If the maid is over 21, and it give consent to the se.xual act, then it will not be considered as rape.....It is mutual consent between two adults, and they have not broken any laws.....

You can try

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Blasterlord2 - 20-12-2021

Then 天哥 is very laxed on her lor. After knowing she sneaked out still let her do this for years.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - toothpick - 20-12-2021

nice story bro sky. Dulan took ownership and responsibility.

RE: Once I caught my domestic maid sneak.. - Galilo_l - 20-12-2021

She ought to know where she stands... rules have been made clear to her before beginning her work as a domestic helper... its her call when she knowingly cross the line