Chomp Chomp's Chia Keng Fried Hokkien Prawn Noodle gets ripped to shreds
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"One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels."

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/c...oodle.html
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(03-07-2023, 10:29 PM)fuch_asia Wrote:  LMFAO the english really no horse run

sorry it singlish
not english
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(04-07-2023, 04:32 PM)Vijay Wrote:  Is this halal?

The condom is
But the food is not
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The name of the stall sound like childhood place.
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#5

Huh where you grow up?
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Hougang
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(05-07-2023, 02:52 AM)fuch_asia Wrote:  Circulating on sammyboy liao

https://www.sammyboy.com/threads/wow-sis...at.344200/

Is claire chio?
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(03-07-2023, 10:24 PM)Nyvrem Wrote:  "One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels."

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/c...oodle.html

Excellent English must learn lah! Big Grin  Thumbsup
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(03-07-2023, 10:24 PM)Nyvrem Wrote:  "One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels."

https://www.thefooddossier.com/2021/10/c...oodle.html

Read this part laugh until die
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(06-07-2023, 07:26 PM)Reddishday Wrote:  Read this part laugh until die

I learned a lot of new words leh! Big Grin
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(04-07-2023, 06:49 AM)grotesqueness Wrote:  sorry it singlish
not english

Not singlish either. See purple prose and heavy verbiage.
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Tai Wah mee pok...truly lousy and expensive. 
I also ate at the Bedok outlet....Will never eat again. 

Let them rot and close down....daylight robbery.
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