Cryptocurrency Trading Equals Monkey Business
#1

*How Crypto Currency works... an analogy in Layman's terms.*
 
Not long ago a merchant found a lot of monkeys that lived near a certain Village. 
 
One day he came to the Village saying he wanted to buy these monkeys!
 
He announced that he would buy the monkeys at $100 each. 
 
The villagers thought that this man must be crazy - How can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? 
 
Still some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. 
 
This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold them to the merchant. 
 
After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at $200 each. 
 
The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! 
 
They sold the remaining monkeys at $200 each. 
 
The merchant then announced that he will buy monkeys for $500 each! 
 
The villagers start to lose sleep!.....They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got $500 each. 
 
The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. 
 
Then the merchant announced that he is going on Holiday for a week, but when he returns, he will buy monkeys at $1000 each! 
 
He also said that his employee will be in charge, and would take care of the monkeys he bought pending his return. 
 
The Merchant went on holiday! 
 
The Villagers were frantic and very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each as was promised by the Merchant. 
 
Then the Merchant's Employee contacted them and told them that he would secretly sell them some monkeys at $700 each. 
 
The news spread like wildfire. As the Merchant promised on his return that he would buy monkeys at $1000 each, they would achieve a $300 profit for each monkey. 
 
The next day The Villagers queued up near the Monkey Cage. 
 
The Employee sold all the monkeys at $700 each. The Rich bought monkeys in large lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and bought the rest of the monkeys! 
 
The Villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the Merchant to return! 
 
However nobody came ! ..... Then they ran to Find the Employee
 
....However he was not to be found! 
 
The Villagers then realized that they have been duped buying the useless Stray monkeys at $700 each, and were now unable to sell them! 
 
*This Monkey Business is now known as Bitcoin!*
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#2

It's such a fun way to explain how crypto trading can be unpredictable. But hey, let me share my little experience with digital assets. I'm new here, by the way! So, once upon a time, in the world of cryptocurrency, I stumbled upon this white label exchange platform. It seemed promising, like a hidden gem. I thought, "Wow, this could be my ticket to riches!" Excitedly, I invested some money, and like those villagers, I was eager to catch those "monkeys." At first, everything went smooth, and the monkeys were dancing happily in my account, increasing in value. But then, things took a wild turn. The market went crazy, and the monkeys started swinging up and down like mad! Panic mode activated!
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#3

(08-01-2023, 08:14 AM)sporeguy Wrote:  *How Crypto Currency works... an analogy in Layman's terms.*
 
Not long ago a merchant found a lot of monkeys that lived near a certain Village. 
 
One day he came to the Village saying he wanted to buy these monkeys!
 
He announced that he would buy the monkeys at $100 each. 
 
The villagers thought that this man must be crazy - How can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? 
 
Still some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. 
 
This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold them to the merchant. 
 
After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at $200 each. 
 
The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! 
 
They sold the remaining monkeys at $200 each. 
 
The merchant then announced that he will buy monkeys for $500 each! 
 
The villagers start to lose sleep!.....They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got $500 each. 
 
The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. 
 
Then the merchant announced that he is going on Holiday for a week, but when he returns, he will buy monkeys at $1000 each! 
 
He also said that his employee will be in charge, and would take care of the monkeys he bought pending his return. 
 
The Merchant went on holiday! 
 
The Villagers were frantic and very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each as was promised by the Merchant. 
 
Then the Merchant's Employee contacted them and told them that he would secretly sell them some monkeys at $700 each. 
 
The news spread like wildfire. As the Merchant promised on his return that he would buy monkeys at $1000 each, they would achieve a $300 profit for each monkey. 
 
The next day The Villagers queued up near the Monkey Cage. 
 
The Employee sold all the monkeys at $700 each. The Rich bought monkeys in large lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and bought the rest of the monkeys! 
 
The Villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the Merchant to return! 
 
However nobody came ! ..... Then they ran to Find the Employee
 
....However he was not to be found! 
 
The Villagers then realized that they have been duped buying the useless Stray monkeys at $700 each, and were now unable to sell them! 
 
*This Monkey Business is now known as Bitcoin!*
wait till it is 100K and 500k then u will become monkey jumping up and down for no buying,,
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#4

Love the analogy, it's a hilarious yet intriguing way to talk about the speculative nature of the cryptocurrency market. While the crypto space can often seem like a jungle full of wild opportunities, it's also fraught with risks. The key is to not get caught in the frenzy, but instead to approach it with a well-thought-out strategy.

If anyone's looking to take a more structured approach to cryptocurrency trading, I'd recommend checking out Granimator. They provide some really insightful market analysis, trading strategies, and tutorials that can help both beginners and experienced traders make more informed decisions.
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#5

What an amusing analogy to explain how things can play out in the crypto world! It really highlights the importance of caution and research when it comes to investing in any asset, including cryptocurrencies.

Speaking of which, have you heard about quantum ai trading? It's a fascinating example of how technology is being used to potentially make trading more efficient and informed. While it's a different approach compared to the monkey business, it's intriguing to see how AI is shaping the financial landscape.
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#6

This monkey story is a pretty amusing way to highlight how hype can lead to a total mess. It’s like that time I tried out a crypto payment processor without kyc—way less drama and much simpler. No chasing after phantom profits or dealing with shady promises. Sometimes, it’s nice to stick with the basics and avoid getting caught up in all the crazy schemes. Just a reminder that not all that glitters is gold, especially when everyone’s losing their minds over the next big thing.
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#7

That monkey story cracked me up and weirdly brought back some memories. A few years ago I jumped into crypto thinking it was my shot at early retirement. I followed some online buzz about a new altcoin, thinking I was catching it early, and threw in a bit more than I should’ve. It spiked fast, everyone was hyped, then BAM, rug pulled. Felt a lot like the villagers being sold monkeys for $700 just to be left high and dry.

After that, I took a break from trading and started looking into simpler ways to make money online that didn’t rely so much on market hype. I came across this rewards platform where you earn by doing stuff like surveys and watching videos. Found it through https://cashyeah.com/ and it's been a chill way to make a bit extra without the emotional rollercoaster.
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