Malaysian doctor warning on Durian...patient could not walk
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Is China becoming the largest consumer of durians now?
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Avoid coffee, beer and liquor when eating durians.
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One of my relatives' relatives ate durian and bak kut teh, got stroke and died.
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Why you don't post your lies and fake news of China's economic crash?      


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My neighbor's relative aso died after eating durians and beer
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(14-07-2024, 09:02 AM)WhatDoYouThink! Wrote:  My neighbor's relative aso died after eating durians and beer

We just have some bigshot say hospital cannot keep serving the needs? Die more good for Spore isn't it so hospital not so busy?
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Better take good care of own health. 
Don't wait for hospital to take care of you.
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Heng arh! I never eat durians.

Why do we need 5 Mayors and 80 PAP Ministers? 
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(14-07-2024, 09:02 AM)WhatDoYouThink! Wrote:  My neighbor's relative aso died after eating durians and beer

My friend claims that his neighbour died while eating durians under a tree. Another durian landed on his head while he was busy eating.
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(14-07-2024, 01:58 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  My friend claims that his neighbour died while eating durians under a tree. Another durian landed on his head while he was busy eating.

Well my NS bunk mates jokes was durian land on man head while pumping under durian tree. Why choose durian tree his joke is do finish already eat durians as dessert. If the man has switched position he should survive as kena the woman instead haha
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(14-07-2024, 02:11 PM)sgh Wrote:  Well my NS bunk mates jokes was durian land on man head while pumping under durian tree. Why choose durian tree his joke is do finish already eat durians as dessert. If the man has switched position he should survive as kena the woman instead haha

The victim would have survived if he wore his Kevlar helmet to complement the covering over his pink helmet while he was pumping under the durian tree. LOL!
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(14-07-2024, 01:58 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  My friend claims that his neighbour died while eating durians under a tree. Another durian landed on his head while he was busy eating.

If you pray before eating durians will you be safe or saved?
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(14-07-2024, 03:47 PM)WhatDoYouThink! Wrote:  If you pray before eating durians will you be safe or saved?

God is not a genie who grants us every frivolous wish or 3 wishes that we pray for. He will grant us what is good for us in His time. God's time is perfect, and it may not be the same as our idea of the right timing.
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(14-07-2024, 02:11 PM)sgh Wrote:  Well my NS bunk mates jokes was durian land on man head while pumping under durian tree. Why choose durian tree his joke is do finish already eat durians as dessert. If the man has switched position he should survive as kena the woman instead haha

The NSman pumping his girlfriend told his platoon mate to keep a lookout: "Cover me. I'm going in".
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(14-07-2024, 05:04 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  The NSman pumping his girlfriend told his platoon mate to keep a lookout: "Cover me. I'm going in".

Hmmm.... Maybe he say I finish already then your turn be patient?
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(14-07-2024, 06:29 PM)sgh Wrote:  Hmmm.... Maybe he say I finish already then your turn be patient?

His platoon mate may reply: "My rifle is jammed. Don't withdraw too soon, I need to do "Immediate Action" (IA) to get my weapon ready". 
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bo tai ji want lah. I tried with beer and whiskey also no problem. everything just eat in moderation.
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(15-07-2024, 09:28 AM)wulala Wrote:  bo tai ji want lah. I tried with beer and whiskey also no problem. everything just eat in moderation.

The Govt will claim that the person died because of "underlying conditions" and not because of the combination of durian and other food or drinks.
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(14-07-2024, 02:50 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  The victim would have survived if he wore his Kevlar helmet to complement the covering over his pink helmet while he was pumping under the durian tree. LOL!
This is true to be safe. Remembered those good old days where people go in durian plantations wearing helmets to find durians in the nite. It is believed that durians drop at night.
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(15-07-2024, 11:32 AM)Gemstar Wrote:  This is true to be safe. Remembered those good old days where people go in durian plantations wearing helmets to find durians in the nite. It is believed that durians drop at night.

These durian hunters know how to protect themselves, unlike some men who don't even cover their little pink helmets while patronising brothels.  
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