28-07-2022, 07:50 PM
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No sex please, we're a Polish military museum
28-07-2022, 07:51 PM
A military museum in Poland has appealed for 'lusty' visitors to stop having sex at the historic site.
Part of a former 19th-century Prussian fortress, the Fort Gerhard museum in the coastal town of Świnoujście said that after installing new security cameras they had spotted numerous 'amorous guests' in the act.
Writing on its social media page, the Coastal Defence Museum said: 'Our guests are kindly requested… how can we put it… no ars amandi [the art of love] in the museum, please!'
The post added: 'We ask our amorous guests to be understanding – most of the exhibits in our museum are from many years ago and accustomed to entirely different moral norms – conservative, even orthodox and abstemious.
'Let's not expose them to discomfort!'
The museum's website says its exhibits range from 'the times of Frederick the Great to the end of the Cold War'.
Museum director Piotr Piwowarczyk told local newspaper Gazeta Wyborcza: 'In less than a month we have already had three recordings of lovers engaged in trysts.
'Visitors to the fort have various temperaments, some of them very conservative.
'We don't want them to be shocked during their visit by stumbling across a couple engaged in lustful antics.'
He added that the rumpy-pumpy seekers may be attracted by the museum's 'dark corners' without realising they are being watched.
Part of a former 19th-century Prussian fortress, the Fort Gerhard museum in the coastal town of Świnoujście said that after installing new security cameras they had spotted numerous 'amorous guests' in the act.
Writing on its social media page, the Coastal Defence Museum said: 'Our guests are kindly requested… how can we put it… no ars amandi [the art of love] in the museum, please!'
The post added: 'We ask our amorous guests to be understanding – most of the exhibits in our museum are from many years ago and accustomed to entirely different moral norms – conservative, even orthodox and abstemious.
'Let's not expose them to discomfort!'
The museum's website says its exhibits range from 'the times of Frederick the Great to the end of the Cold War'.
Museum director Piotr Piwowarczyk told local newspaper Gazeta Wyborcza: 'In less than a month we have already had three recordings of lovers engaged in trysts.
'Visitors to the fort have various temperaments, some of them very conservative.
'We don't want them to be shocked during their visit by stumbling across a couple engaged in lustful antics.'
He added that the rumpy-pumpy seekers may be attracted by the museum's 'dark corners' without realising they are being watched.
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