(15-01-2022, 01:22 AM)YummyKing Wrote: Continuing the story...
One day during parliament break PS met OYKovid in the toilet.
PS: Sir, since its recess time, how about a game of Chinese chess to relax ourselves?
OYK: Chess? Nah... too much thinking. I like to do things without thinking.
PS: Oh. Then how about a game of Malay Chequers? All you need is to check me, and I check you.
OYK: No no no, as you already know, we like to ownself check ownself. No need you check me.
PS: ????? Then what you like to play , sir.
OYK: Don’t you know? Snakes and Ladders la.
PS: what? Those board games kids play.
OKY: No la. It’s like I be the snake and you be the ladder type. You know, after I bite you and fix you, I use you as ladder to climb up, and you can’t pull my legs because (like snakes) I got no legs, even to stand on my own.
Continuing with the story....
One day, OYKovid visited a PAP-run kindergarten, to see how they handle the Covid situation there. Just then, the kids were playing a “Guess Who Am I” riddle quiz.
1st Kid: I have two long ears, I eat carrots and I hop around. Who am I?
All the children answered: You are a rabbit!
2nd Kid: I oink oink, my stomach big big, my backside face the sky. Who am I?
All the children shouted: You are a pig!
OYK watched but not impressed. He said, “Children, this is too simplistic. Let me give you a challenging and more realistic one.” So, he went on to quiz the kids.
OYK: I am a cold-blooded creature. I am slimy. I attack my opposition with my fork-tongue. I have no balls, and I have no legs to stand on my own. Now, who am I?
All the kids suddenly eyes wide-opened, stood out and screamed: You are OYK!!!!