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The man who keep parrots, tiger as pet
Long long time ago a rich man stay in a mansion and keep parrots and tiger as pet. The parrot like to mimics the master voice. So one day the man decided to travel for holiday for 1 week . And at the same let his biology brother to take care of his mansion during his absence.
Before make travel the man told his brother : you can play and do whatever with the tiger in the house just don't distance the parrots.
A fews day later the brother was bored and go disturb the parrot.
Parrot shouted while mimicking the master voice : bite him.
A upon on his return bought a long a mynah back and hear that his brother was kill by the tiger. As grief came over he told the tiger kill the stupid parrot.
Couples of years later , the man went a short a trips while his father look after his mansion. The told the same time to his dad : you can do anything to the tiger but don't play with myna.
Two days later , the dad was hoping to strike 4D at sgpool. So go beg myna for number . And the mynah said : 7878 gong xi fa cai . Keep repeating : gong Xi fa cai.
The tiger was curious ask the mynah : why you didn't give command to bite him.
So the moral of the story...... kindly post in the reply section.
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The mynah cannot talk how to give 4D number?
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The moral is this is story, not real.
Go sleep
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Dun disturb those smart talking birds
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Moral of story is
Think before u speak
No weapons that forms against me shall prosper
No tongue that rises against me I shall condemn
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(21-05-2023, 06:10 PM)Bigiron Wrote: The man who keep parrots, tiger as pet
Long long time ago a rich man stay in a mansion and keep parrots and tiger as pet. The parrot like to mimics the master voice. So one day the man decided to travel for holiday for 1 week . And at the same let his biology brother to take care of his mansion during his absence.
Before make travel the man told his brother : you can play and do whatever with the tiger in the house just don't distance the parrots.
A fews day later the brother was bored and go disturb the parrot.
Parrot shouted while mimicking the master voice : bite him.
A upon on his return bought a long a mynah back and hear that his brother was kill by the tiger. As grief came over he told the tiger kill the stupid parrot.
Couples of years later , the man went a short a trips while his father look after his mansion. The told the same time to his dad : you can do anything to the tiger but don't play with myna.
Two days later , the dad was hoping to strike 4D at sgpool. So go beg myna for number . And the mynah said : 7878 gong xi fa cai . Keep repeating : gong Xi fa cai.
The tiger was curious ask the mynah : why you didn't give command to bite him.
So the moral of the story...... kindly post in the reply section.
Moral of the story is dun listen and believe in craps especially bird talks (鸟话).
Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge
Carl Jung
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The hint is "kill the stupid parrot"
Which mynah so stewpig to do what the parrot did, right?
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1. Elitism are the want who had great resources ( the parrot portrait as small and harmless but have great resources
2. Loyalty( tiger loyal to his master)
3. Never stand in the wrong group ( nymah )
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Quote:Lion, tiger , wolf and crocodile invite goat for bbq
Quote:Lion : I book the BBQ pit
Quote:Tiger : I bring BBQ grills
Quote:Wolf : I bring charcoal and fire starter
Quote:Crocodile: I bring some mushroom , carrot and sea food and some condiments and char side sauce
Quote:Goat : wow what shall I bring
Quote:Wolf, tiger , lion & crocodile: no need just present yourself at BBQ session. Treat it as a grant meeting .
The moral of this story is nothing is free in this world
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(22-05-2023, 05:46 AM)Bigiron Wrote: The moral of this story is nothing is free in this world
didn't ah gong LKY say this b 4 ?
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Rabbit gone fishing=>
Rabbit wanted to eat fish so went to the near by river to fish some cat fish .
After three day of fishing rabbit get zero catch .
But on the fourth day the cat fish jump out of the river and slap the rabbit.
Cat fish: can stop throw carrots into river to use as bait.
Isn't it the same as skillfuture
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The moral of the story is
Nice titties
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
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moral of the story : TS story not funny at all.
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(22-05-2023, 01:09 PM)p1acebo Wrote: The moral of the story is
Nice titties ![Big Grin Big Grin](https://sgtalk.net/images/smilies/biggrin.png)
Moral of story bird brain
No weapons that forms against me shall prosper
No tongue that rises against me I shall condemn
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(22-05-2023, 01:10 PM)K88 shu shu Wrote: moral of the story : TS story not funny at all.
(22-05-2023, 01:12 PM)Lukongsimi Wrote: Moral of story bird brain
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
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Moral of the story.
Follow the instruction!
Dont keep the wrong bird lah.
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"
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Is it a blue bird?
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
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