[luncheonmeat]

Why cannot?

Your underwear is made in China

So is your dildo

You idiot!!

   I dunno which unit you broke into and whose undies you sniffed but my underwear  iz not made in tiongkok and I no have dildo. You sound upset dat the latter iz from tiongkok, was it too small for where ever you tried  to  stick it into? Dun be so cheapskate. Next time go buy your own. Sure got something that fits you  wan. If not see proctologist.