[RichDad]

Seriously mate, it seems you are avoiding or seemingly oblivious to the nuances of most comments here, so let me cut to the chase with you...

Tell the truth or hope to die

Have you been anal poked by your uncker?

Have you done blowjobs on or with your uncker?

And if have for both acts, how many times and how long been doing that together with your uncker already?

No need to ass lah. So obvious.