[p1acebo]

When I was younger and car-less, I was molested before. By a chiobu Chinese meimei, no less!

She pressed her ample bosoms against my left hand which was holding on to the MRT pole. All the while she pretended to be talking to her lady friend next to her.

I was embarrassed and flustered, so after about molested for about another 3 mins, I told her “excuse me, please get your boobs off my hand” in a stern manner.

She looked down, tittered and moved away. True story