Joke for the day
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An elderly couple entered a McDonald's restaurant and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.

The old man walked over and made the order for himself.

He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half, and put one half next to his wife. Carefully, he counted all the fries and did the same.

He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.

The old woman began to ear her half of the burger, whilst people stared at them compassionately.

A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.

The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything.

People realised that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate.

The young man repeated his offer.

This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything.

The young man then asked the old man, "What are you waiting for then?"

"The teeth".
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Joke for the day - by Levin - 06-12-2021, 12:35 PM
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