[Sentinel]

My anus is for two biological purposes:  one is called shitting, and the other is called farting.

It is not for gay sex.  Understand???

I am aware that your anus has more functions including being poked, and I am not interested in your invitations.

The other function which you use your anus once too often is "talking".  That's obvious enough by now whenever sounds come from your direction.  

Chicken backside