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https://x.com/Enezator/status/1704103048342032388?s=20
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Same old American bullshit - "We do not seek confrontation with China" but US's actions on China are like it's practising - we only want to bound China's hands and legs, press it to the ground so that it can't continue to stand up to out compete America, and all China has to do is to not fight back, submit to our will and wishes and ALL shall be fine".

That's the bloody stupid, selfish, arrogant, impractical and hypocritical American position.

He says US wants China to treat American companies fairly and to allow them to compete fairly. But meanwhile US sanctions thousands of Chinese companies, bars Chinese companies from investing in US and bans exports of advanced chip technologies.

Americans are literally a despicable people. 

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jOfzaPb3E8Q
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I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar…

*The Bishop* came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

*The Rabbi* came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!”

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

*The Mullah/Imam* came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me!”

*The Hindu sadhu* came and said "Beta, you will walk with your legs today."

I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

*The Buddhist Monk* came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen......

I believe in all religions now...... 

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Clever Signages!!
😂😂😂

A sign in a shoe repair store: "We will heel you,  We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office :  "Dr. George, at your cervix";

At an Eye Clinic : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

On an Electrician's truck : "Let us remove your shorts”;

In a Non-smoking Area :  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the Electric Company :  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a Restaurant window :  "Don't stand there and be hungry;  come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully.  We'll wait.”;

Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........

Sign on the back of  Septic Tank Truck :

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

😃 Enjoy 🍺

[p1acebo]

12 yr old Ah Seng came home crying to his mother after finishing his primary 6 class session for the day.

"Mummy mummy! My classmates Ali, Ahmad, Dollah and I compare kkj today, and they all laughed at me because mine is smaller than theirs!" Ah Seng cried

"Ah Seng! Don't worry. That's because they are all 16 years old!" Said mummy indulgently

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The wife checked  her husband's Hand Phone and found these names :

#1 The Tender one
#2 The Amazing one
#3 Lady of My Dreams

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother

Then she called the second number on which his Sister replied

When she dialed the third  number her own phone rang !!!

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband

So she gave him her whole month's salary to make up for it

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as : “Ah Seng  Hokkien Mee” 🥂🥂🥂

🤣🤣🤣

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BDsWdUaEomo
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[Geneco]

Need some advice if getting lead on by usual suspects' "experts" opinions and still not heeding the warning signs continues to be the best Joke of the Year lolololol....

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英国著名媒体金融时报信誓旦旦的说，他们已经找到了独家铁证，大疆公司与中国军方有关，而且贴出了大疆在中国陆军军官学校培训的照片；把中国人都笑岔气了
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[Omnipresent88]

Mental retard Taiwan buy many weapon from americunts not put in use, should have hoot xiamen and take over the land 😂

https://media.tenor.com/Vf8xGa_sMiYAAAAM...t-loud.gif

[cityhantam]

美军怒砸18亿美元升级巡洋舰完工后就退役，美国可能不如当年大清


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