[pinkpanther]

Ali reply him lah

 only I can lecture him, no need for his replies ...he can sit down and keep quiet at the corner lah just listen to the teacher attentively!

[Hope]

No more bibles in future as anti christ will chop head if found one 
Christ is returning soon no one knows when 
just be prepared get ready

You said you went to heaven. Didn’t you ask Jesus when is he coming?

He will decend to Damascus.He will break the cross first.

[Hope]

Many will fall from faith if did not stand firm 
U got eyes to read what is right or wrong to follow

All you have fallen from his real teachings .
You are following Satan.

[Hope]

There is no hilarious words written 
Such as bite your father kuku

What about this?


Ezekiel 25 At every street corner you built your lofty shrines and degraded your beauty, spreading your legs with increasing promiscuity to anyone who passed by.

26 You engaged in prostitution with the Egyptians, your neighbors with large genitals, and aroused my anger with your increasing promiscuity.

[Hope]

U dare judge the Bible ?
U will be thrown into pit?

You are already in abyss.

[Hope]

Those young and smarter ones will reject the hilarious teachings 
Only those old stubborn will cling onto it

You are living in a well.

[Hope]

A Chinese man searching for the mosque stops to ask a Moslem man for directions.  
C: "Excuse me, where is the mosque?"  

The moslem man looks at him suspiciously
M: "First, prove to me that you are a Muslim."  

The Chinese man, feeling hesitant and uncertain, suddenly responds,  
C: "go bite your father's p_nis!"  

A smile spreads across the Muslim man's face.  
M: "You truly are a follower of the Prophet!"

Do you want me to post Real jokes about Christianity?

[Hope]

Yes..the 4 Gospels.. the NT

So you don reject Muhammad's foul language...you think it is ok?
Kids should learn to use it whenever it pleases them?

We don’t omit anything like your people had been doing.

[Hope]

I know you can pray everywhere...my Question is.,can you talk dirty in the house of Allah?

We don’t talk foul language in the mosque.If someone do, it is their personal behaviour.

But your bible uses foul language



Ezekiel 25 At every street corner you built your lofty shrines and degraded your beauty, spreading your legs with increasing promiscuity to anyone who passed by.

26 You engaged in prostitution with the Egyptians, your neighbors with large genitals, and aroused my anger with your increasing promiscuity.

[Lukongsimi]

What about this?


Ezekiel 25 At every street corner you built your lofty shrines and degraded your beauty, spreading your legs with increasing promiscuity to anyone who passed by.

26 You engaged in prostitution with the Egyptians, your neighbors with large genitals, and aroused my anger with your increasing promiscuity.

Machik! Don’t anyhow post from unknown source Ho

[Lukongsimi]

You said you went to heaven. Didn’t you ask Jesus when is he coming?

He will decend to Damascus.He will break the cross first.

not in the bible don’t spread lies Ho

[Hope]

why your Koran got mentioned Jesus ?
There is a purpose 
U have become a broken record always Paul Paul !
Nothing else
Think!

Because Jesus is a messenger of Allah.There are stories of 25 prophets in Quran, Not Just Jesus.

[Lukongsimi]

You are living in a well.

U are living in a pit?

[Hope]

U mean after prayer different behavior?

Are you an angel?

Your behaviour in this forum doesn’t matche with A real Christian character.

[Lukongsimi]

Because Jesus is a messenger of Allah.There are stories of 25 prophets in Quran, Not Just Jesus.

Name them.

[Lukongsimi]

Are you an angel?

Your behaviour in this forum doesn’t matche with A real Christian character.

Your behaviour doesn’t match a true Moslem

[Lukongsimi]

We don’t omit anything like your people had been doing.

U very Prideful

[Hope]

should be a place of worship 
But becomes geylang?

Do you think prostitution happens only in Geylang?
Do you know there are other activities , high rise condos and places of worship in Geylang ?

[Lukongsimi]

Do you want me to post Real jokes about Christianity?

Don’t post lies

[Lukongsimi]

All you have fallen from his real teachings .
You are following Satan.

Talking about yourself?

[Hope]

No such thing in bible  


Mount Zion is in Jerusalem where Jesus Christ will stand after his return to the earth

Question your authors.
Jesus has no reason ,place or followers to come back to Jerusalem.

Islamic prophecy is reasonable and true.Jesus will come to Damascus only.

[Lukongsimi]

 only I can lecture him, no need for his replies ...he can sit down and keep quiet at the corner lah just listen to the teacher attentively!

U know their teachings very well both very scared of u.

[Lukongsimi]

Question your authors.
Jesus has no reason ,place or followers to come back to Jerusalem.

Islamic prophecy is reasonable and true.Jesus will come to Damascus only.

Rubbish lah 
Yours Copy n rewrote 
Bible is the only book to trust

[pinkpanther]

Do you want me to post Real jokes about Christianity?

You can never find this joke elsewhere because it was created by me....

[pinkpanther]

U know their teachings very well both very scared of u.

They will not admit any wrongs...only ex muslims are the honest ones

[Lukongsimi]

After prayer, we mingle with our brothers, greet them with the greetings taught by Jesus and the prophets before him, shake hands,  and enquire about each other's well being.

A Chinese Muslim is loved as a brother by the Malay Muslims.

Do you greet other Christians with the greetings taught by Jesus? No, you don't. Christians have forgotten all that Jesus taught.

We greet our Christian friends n Moslem frens also but never say go bite your father ku ku 
Very rude n unsound mind to do it,
You both hate Christians

[Lukongsimi]

They will not admit any wrongs...only ex muslims are the honest ones

Yap they are still blind in darkness 
Thinking they are in paradise already 
We need Jesus the Light of the world to see the truth 
Ex moslems realise their wrong path n were saved by Jesus.

[Lukongsimi]

You can never find this joke elsewhere because it was created by me....

She can’t be as smart n creative like u lah 
She can only search cut n paste jokes

[Lukongsimi]

Do you think prostitution happens only in Geylang?
Do you know there are other activities , high rise condos and places of worship in Geylang ?

What are u doing in Geylang?
Sell clothes ?
No biz come here throw anger?

[pinkpanther]

We don’t talk foul language in the mosque.If someone do, it is their personal behaviour.

But your bible uses foul language



Ezekiel 25 At every street corner you built your lofty shrines and degraded your beauty, spreading your legs with increasing promiscuity to anyone who passed by.

26 You engaged in prostitution with the Egyptians, your neighbors with large genitals, and aroused my anger with your increasing promiscuity.

Last time your companion says moslem man cannot anyhow look at woman....but now it is ok for moslem men to talk dirty (p_nis withdrawal) among themselves in the mosque....hypocrisy to the max