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My own personal experience - true story

My friends and I went pub crawling and from one of the pubs, two girls were extremely drunk

Both of them came out of the pub with us, intending to go to another pub to continue drinking

But one of them was too drunk and one of my friends brought her to the backseat of my car and started to rubba her here and there

My other friend was busy with the other girl besides my car outside

I came back from the washroom and saw what was happening

I scolded my friend and told him to stop it 

Then I asked the other girl where they stay and especially the very drunk one

I brought both of them home, but only at the gate of her house

She was so stoned she opened the gate and fell down on the garden patch

I closed the gate and drove the other girl back home, and asked my friends to take a cab home

The other girl was not so drunk and I made sure she understood I was never in my car's back seat with her friend

End of story

What a cool story.  Only your mother would believe and pat your head while cooing good boy! Good boy!