[Blasterlord2]

Since it's as simpur as you put it, I shall go along with your argument, and can only conclude that the learned doctor was simply being mischievous, and when called out, his rampar shrank..

Your conclusion is misguided. Why would someone writing an article on Spore's scandals be considered mischievous? His LP shrank is likely due to rice bowl affected, that's all. If he's as rich as LHY you think he care?