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An island of so few beauties... acceptable ba.

If Singaporean women aren't eye candies, the same goes for the men who aren't yandaos Same parents, the same gene set, except that they are born with a kkj.  No woncder Fann Wong married a jhk.  

A high TFR would only increase our chances for failure at any beautiy pageant.  It's just reproducing more of the same fugly creatures. 

"Foreigner" is not used in China.  There, they call non-Chinese ----> Aliens.  A Singaporean going there is called an Alien.  It shant help to scream I am Chinese! I am Chinese! as most here would do.  The immigration kor kor will tell them, neo, chiu are a Singaporean, not a Chinese.  Look at the colour of your passport, and if you can read, look what's written on the cover.  Nao, kindly line up over there... those rows for Aliens.  

On occasion, my wife and I will go to mainland China for our holidays. On arrival at a Chinese airport arrival hall, we'll head for the turnstile for Alien 老外. Clearance at the immigration control is usually fuss-free. We love going shopping hand in hand, like a couple of lovey-dovey newly-weds, and we also like having an enjoyable dining experience.

In past visits, the staff in a boutique or restaurant would ask us where we hailed from while fixing their eyes on my wife. She's no spring chicken but she has a youthful appearance and a spring in her step. We spoke 普通话 to the staffers who must have felt we had a foreign-sounding accent.

My wife replied that we're from 新加坡 and we're 新加坡人 without specifying our race. There was no need to since we look very Chinese. Once, a staff member of a boutique store asked what was our race. My wife replied that we're 新加坡华人 (Chinese S'poreans).