[starbugstk]

Bad English that will make SIMTAN blush

Once an idiot rang his bell when riding past me. I instinctively jug my elbow out and hit the side of his upper body to keep him and his weapon from crashing into me.  He lost his balance.  My fault?  I don't think so.  He alarmed me all of a sudden, and my reaction was an instinct of survival. My brain had been wired to do this as a defensive mechanism, that between me getting hurt and the speeding cyclist getting a jab at his side, my choice is clear.

It should have been;
He alarmed me all of a sudden and my reflexes responded fast enough to avoid being hit and with ample time for me to retaliate.
You don't want to walk around with wires on your head do you?

Something to ponder about ➼ 'jug my elbow out'

Don't embarrass SIMTAN please