[Oyk]

I've developed natural immunity against any germs after 60 years of kissing her hand.

hehehe

I see.  You know something doctors don't.  Next time you have a fever or sore throat, tell them it's caused by some germs, that much is true, but they didn't hop inside you from your mother's hand even though it was dirty when you kissed it.

And back to your point that your mother can order you around.  It is a very important matter.

She is damn lucky to have such an obedient son like you.  If only all mothers could order their chewren around, nobody would be in jail or DRC, all would obey their mother to study, do their homework, stop loitering at staircases, smoking, shoplifting, you name it.