The downside of staying near a nature reserve
23-07-2024, 12:02 PM
My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home
23-07-2024, 12:07 PM
Look on the bright side. You can have braised, boiled or stir fried monkeys anytime
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
23-07-2024, 12:07 PM
You want nature, take everything that nature has to offer.
23-07-2024, 12:17 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:02 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote: My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home
They also hungry like humans share food loh
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23-07-2024, 12:18 PM
6th floor too easy for them. Maybe install invisible grills on the balcony or box it up?
23-07-2024, 12:20 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:02 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote: My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home
Raw monkey's brains are the best. Chain them below your table with their head immobilised with a vice clamp just above an opening at your table. Slowly use a knife or sharp instrument to make an incision and start cutting all around the head. Gently, lift up the skullcap and enjoy!
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
23-07-2024, 12:23 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:20 PM)p1acebo Wrote: Raw monkey's brains are the best. Chain them below your table with their head immobilised with a vice clamp just above an opening at your table. Slowly use a knife or sharp instrument to make an incision and start cutting all around the head. Gently, lift up the skullcap and enjoy!
U dare to kill them n eat raw brain?
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No tongue that rises against me I shall condemn
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23-07-2024, 12:33 PM
23-07-2024, 12:39 PM
23-07-2024, 01:13 PM
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
23-07-2024, 01:15 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:39 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote: The monkeys are quite discerning as they made off with my Lays and Kettle potato chips in the past, but did not touch the cheaper Jack & Jill ones. LOL!
You must be very rich to live in landed property
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