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The downside of staying near a nature reserve
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23-07-2024, 12:02 PM
My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home

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23-07-2024, 12:07 PM
Look on the bright side. You can have braised, boiled or stir fried monkeys anytime Smile
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23-07-2024, 12:07 PM
You want nature, take everything that nature has to offer.
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23-07-2024, 12:17 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:02 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home

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They also hungry like humans share food loh
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23-07-2024, 12:18 PM
6th floor too easy for them. Maybe install invisible grills on the balcony or box it up?
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23-07-2024, 12:20 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:02 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  My family keeps losing our snacks and small items from our home

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Raw monkey's brains are the best.  Chain them below your table with their head immobilised with a vice clamp just above an opening at your table.  Slowly use a knife or sharp instrument to make an incision and start cutting all around the head.  Gently, lift up the skullcap and enjoy! Smile
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23-07-2024, 12:23 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:20 PM)p1acebo Wrote:  Raw monkey's brains are the best.  Chain them below your table with their head immobilised with a vice clamp just above an opening at your table.  Slowly use a knife or sharp instrument to make an incision and start cutting all around the head.  Gently, lift up the skullcap and enjoy! Smile

U dare to kill them n eat raw brain?
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23-07-2024, 12:33 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:07 PM)Bw2023 Wrote:  You want nature, take everything that nature has to offer.

I have seen carnivores like monitor lizards, snakes and palm civets within my compound, but have never seen a rat in the more than a decade that I have lived here. That is the upside I guess.
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23-07-2024, 12:39 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:17 PM)Lukongsimi Wrote:  They also hungry like humans share food loh

The monkeys are quite discerning as they made off with my Lays and Kettle potato chips in the past, but did not touch the cheaper Jack & Jill ones. LOL!
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23-07-2024, 01:13 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:23 PM)Lukongsimi Wrote:  U dare to kill them n eat raw brain?

No lah.  Just kidding  Confused Rotfl
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23-07-2024, 01:15 PM
(23-07-2024, 12:39 PM)EvertonDiehard Wrote:  The monkeys are quite discerning as they made off with my Lays and Kettle potato chips in the past, but did not touch the cheaper Jack & Jill ones. LOL!

You must be very rich to live in landed property  Clapping
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