[Lukongsimi]

Every day, the thought of 72 virgins can drive our friend mad... eventually, he’ll beg Allah to put an end to it.

 But Allah responds, “This is just the beginning,” and then bestows another 72 virgins. Our friend here slowly swallows his saliva, hesitantly replies, “Thank you, Allah,” and then, mischievously, watches as the 144 virgins rush toward him.

 Never mentioned female or male virgins 
Sakali are gays lol