[p1acebo]

When ever i lose money its a real trade.
Whenever i make money its a paper trade.

If you need to hang in to the above belief to be happy....so be it.

You know it's true 

Also nothing for me to be happy or sad about.  It is afterall  your money. Nothing to do with me at all.

Just that you have a very bad habit of luring unsuspecting newbies to horland, time and time again 

You should preface all your calls saying you are a reverse indicator and a veteran tourist guide, specialising in tours to horland